All my keys are lockpicks | Bandwith

All my keys are lockpicks

by Will

Recordings

all_my_keys_are_lockpicks.mp3Dec 1, 2025
2025.11.24_-_lockpicks.m4aDec 1, 2025

Notes

Verse 1

Asus2I

wanna be a

F♯mgood

man,

Asus2I

wanna be a

F♯mbeautiful

man and

Asus2That

man's

F♯mThe

Idiot.

I

C♯sus2thought

I lived here—but

Bsus2all

my

C♯sus2keys

Bsus2are

Asus2lock

picks.

F♯mI'm

not your prince—so

honey, if the shoe fits

EWait

for one more to

Ddrop—it

seems all my keys are

Asus2lock

picks.

F

m

You just keep doing

E D

you; it is just what it is. Don't have a native

Verse 2

tongue, to speak is to trans-

-late, each sentence on the

run, so quiet's always running

late—well, who could have pre-

-dicted?

I'm not your prince—so honey, if the shoe fits

Wait for one more to

drop—it seems all my keys are

lock picks.

Those born beating guilty

hearts, they never chaste their

bliss. Now, would it kill me to be

Bridge

C

sus2

kind? Well, if history's a

Asus2

guide: the courts will nail me to the

Bsus2

cross, the streets will eat my ass a-

F

m

-live. The whole death row idea is

C

sus2

fine—problem's in the exe-

Asus2

-cution. Can't wake up early e-

Bsus2

-nough to nine-to-five for insti-

F

m

-tutions. Watch the clock with some a-

E

-larm, cause I just

D

wasn't made for these

C

times

B7

CHORUS

Asus2 F

m

Asus2 F

m

Asus2 F

m C#sus2

Bsus2 C

sus2 Bsus2

all my keys are

A

sus2

lock picks.

Dusted for prints—so honey, if the glove fits

Just tell me when to

stop—picking my own

pockets.

You just keep living in the

dream; I close my eyes, and see the

lids. Yeah, all my keys are

Lock pi-

-i-

-icks

Seems all my keys are

Lock pi-

-i-

-icks